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2018-04-08 14:35:07 UTC
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2018-04-08 16:17:32 UTC
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Excellent.

At last the planet’s ultimate destroyer (humans hell-bent on maximising
profit and financial growth) is beginning to realise what horrendous damage
is already done, and trying to put it right.

Anyone can mock small initiatives, but humans are the least resilient things
on the planet, so the others will recover - given another million years,
which of course they have got and humans haven’t.
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2018-04-08 17:16:09 UTC
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Excellent.
At last the planet’s ultimate destroyer (humans hell-bent on maximising
profit and financial growth) is beginning to realise what horrendous damage
is already done, and trying to put it right.
Anyone can mock small initiatives, but humans are the least resilient things
on the planet, so the others will recover - given another million years,
which of course they have got and humans haven’t.
I wasn't mocking them. Cats celebrate the actions of the mildly
eccentric. Every village and town has people like this doing their bit.
The duck pond here is the centre of a real life soap opera. I love to
watch the coming and goings, the swan man relocating the swans who get
bullied by the ducks, yeah really. Sissies.

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2018-04-08 16:35:40 UTC
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Bloody socialists
You need to protect a valuable resource. How are you going to make
Toad-in-the-Hole if the toads go extinct?
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2018-04-08 17:01:43 UTC
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Bloody socialists
You need to protect a valuable resource. How are you going to make
Toad-in-the-Hole if the toads go extinct?
Yorkshire pud made with Beef suet and fried in dripping is lovely, even
the bland veggie supermarket abortions are edible. Our sausages [not
the cheap shitty ones] are fantastic but putting the two together and
letting the pork fat soak into the Yorkshire is fucking disgusting.

It should be banned. Think of the children.

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2018-04-08 17:30:44 UTC
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Bloody socialists
You need to protect a valuable resource. How are you going to make
Toad-in-the-Hole if the toads go extinct?
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Yeahh you tell 'im <g>
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2018-04-08 18:00:09 UTC
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Bloody socialists
You need to protect a valuable resource. How are you going to make
Toad-in-the-Hole if the toads go extinct?
How will you be able to take your medicine, if you have killed all the
medicine producing plants, and the virus becomes immune?
Ophelia
2018-04-08 19:49:10 UTC
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Bloody socialists
You need to protect a valuable resource. How are you going to make
Toad-in-the-Hole if the toads go extinct?
How will you be able to take your medicine, if you have killed all the
medicine producing plants, and the virus becomes immune?

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That's something to think on:)
Omega
2018-04-09 08:12:09 UTC
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Bloody socialists
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One night, years ago, driving home over the Llandegla Moors I wondered
had Aliens landed, as there appeared flashing lights everywhere, bloody
eerie I can tell you!

It turned out, about a dozen anoraks had decided to stop the traffic,
waving flash lights, and escort thousands of Knatterjack Toads, carrying
them in buckets, on their way to their annual fuckfest or if you prefer
polite, migration.

I didn't really mind as I'd not witnessed an event as this ever but what
struck me was the behaviour of the anoraks, they were absolutely
infallible in belief of their work and took relish in their task as any
half decent Jobsworth could ever display!

Eventually a frustrated trucker told them to fuck off out of his way but
half the bucket men then earnestly barricaded his truck willing to die
for their amphibian pals. Pretty powerful stuff!

There's a road sign there these days warning motorists of 'Toads
Crossing Road'.

Splat!

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Norman Wells
2018-04-09 08:28:28 UTC
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Bloody socialists
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One night, years ago, driving home over the Llandegla Moors I wondered
had Aliens landed, as there appeared flashing lights everywhere, bloody
eerie I can tell you!
It turned out, about a dozen anoraks had decided to stop the traffic,
waving flash lights, and escort thousands of Knatterjack Toads, carrying
them in buckets, on their way to their annual fuckfest or if you prefer
polite, migration.
I didn't really mind as I'd not witnessed an event as this ever but what
struck me was the behaviour of the anoraks, they were absolutely
infallible in belief of their work and took relish in their task as any
half decent Jobsworth could ever display!
Eventually a frustrated trucker told them to fuck off out of his way but
half the bucket men then earnestly barricaded his truck willing to die
for their amphibian pals.  Pretty powerful stuff!
They were actually protecting the trucker from committing a criminal
offence, so he should have been grateful.

Natterjack toads are a protected species under Schedule 5 of the
Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, Section 9(1) of which says.

"if any person intentionally or recklessly kills, injures or takes any
wild animal included in Schedule 5, he shall be guilty of an offence".
Post by Omega
There's a road sign there these days warning motorists of 'Toads
Crossing Road'.
Splat!
"GO TO JAIL: Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200"
Omega
2018-04-09 08:31:56 UTC
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Bloody socialists
Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.
One night, years ago, driving home over the Llandegla Moors I wondered
had Aliens landed, as there appeared flashing lights everywhere,
bloody eerie I can tell you!
It turned out, about a dozen anoraks had decided to stop the traffic,
waving flash lights, and escort thousands of Knatterjack Toads,
carrying them in buckets, on their way to their annual fuckfest or if
you prefer polite, migration.
I didn't really mind as I'd not witnessed an event as this ever but
what struck me was the behaviour of the anoraks, they were absolutely
infallible in belief of their work and took relish in their task as
any half decent Jobsworth could ever display!
Eventually a frustrated trucker told them to fuck off out of his way
but half the bucket men then earnestly barricaded his truck willing to
die for their amphibian pals.  Pretty powerful stuff!
They were actually protecting the trucker from committing a criminal
offence, so he should have been grateful.
Natterjack toads are a protected species under Schedule 5 of the
Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, Section 9(1) of which says.
"if any person intentionally or recklessly kills, injures or takes any
wild animal included in Schedule 5, he shall be guilty of an offence".
Post by Omega
There's a road sign there these days warning motorists of 'Toads
Crossing Road'.
Splat!
"GO TO JAIL: Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200"
Hangs head in shame ...

omega

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