Incubus
2018-11-12 16:41:15 UTC
"8 Helpful Tips for Flying While Fat"
You have to read the article to appreciate it, but here is the short version:
1. Have a catchy plus-size positive slogan on your shirt to show you don't care
what people think about your lifestyle choice
2. Dress like a slob
3. Use a seatbelt extender
4. Use an airline that lets you claim money back for an extra seat, thus
reducing the capacity of the aeroplane for normal people
5. Drug yourself with Xanax
6. Be the last person on the aeroplane so you can get an aisle seat
7. Pack lightly (for reasons of stress relief rather than because you are
taking up more than your fair share of weight)
8. Make a joke to the person you are squashing as an ice-breaker
For some reason, losing weight doesn't appear on the list of suggestions.
https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/tips-flying-while-fat/
You have to read the article to appreciate it, but here is the short version:
1. Have a catchy plus-size positive slogan on your shirt to show you don't care
what people think about your lifestyle choice
2. Dress like a slob
3. Use a seatbelt extender
4. Use an airline that lets you claim money back for an extra seat, thus
reducing the capacity of the aeroplane for normal people
5. Drug yourself with Xanax
6. Be the last person on the aeroplane so you can get an aisle seat
7. Pack lightly (for reasons of stress relief rather than because you are
taking up more than your fair share of weight)
8. Make a joke to the person you are squashing as an ice-breaker
For some reason, losing weight doesn't appear on the list of suggestions.
https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/tips-flying-while-fat/