Post by Keema's Nan
I have seen the computer weather forecasts for the UK on Election Day, and
they say it is going to snow.
All the over 60s likely to stay at home and Tory votes will plummet.
You heard it here first, folks.
I live next door to a primary school, if a single snowflake of the
meteorological kind falls past the head teachers office, miss closes the
The aptly named snowflakes then get sent home.
Heavy snow on polling day will keep the snowflakes indoors as that is
what the poor sods have been weaned on.
Also, have you never observed when it snows, the local shop runs out of
bread? Yep, there go your oldies again, snidy bastards gathering all
they can in case there's a siege, they love snow, it gives them purpose!
If it snows, the oldies will be out in there droves, the old buggas love
drama, they still have some soul in their veins.
The snowflakes will play all day on their phones having heavy nervous
breakdown because they haven't collected enough 'likes' and then twatter
and facebutt and and and ... they won't vote, not our fault it
snowed! Poor, poor little snowies!
LOL not all us 'oldies' do that yannow. For example I make all my own
bread .... ;p
Oh yes, and we have sent in our Postal Votes <g>