Following The 116 Year-Old Corpse of Maria Goretti, Now The Catholics Are Trotting Out a 500-year-old Severed Arm To Wave At The People!

Byker

2019-10-08 23:01:04 UTC

Post by Eddie Haskell
Makes you wonder who has the testicles of Jesus or the Penis of Pope Paul II?
All these body parts being paraded around are keeping the Catholics happy.
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/8xma3v/theres-a-severed-arm-touring-canada-and-its-metal-as-hell
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-saint-maria-goretti-arrives-met-20151012-story.html
Does anybody know of any other dead Catholics we can hack up and put on
display? The Church seems fine with it.

While I have no quarrel with Catholics personally, I gotta admit they have
some bizarre beliefs...
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Holy Relics:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relic#Roman_Catholic_classification_and_prohibitions

Stigmata:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stigmata
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Holy_Wounds

Indulgences:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence#Catholic_teaching

The Real Presence:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_presence_of_Christ_in_the_Eucharist#Catholic:_Objective.2C_substantial_and_entire

Exorcism:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_in_the_Catholic_Church

Papal Infallibility:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility

Confirmation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_in_the_Catholic_Church

Purgatory:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatory

Plus these tools of the trade:

The Cilice:
http://www.odan.org/corporal_mortification.htm

The Flagrum:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge

Confraternities of the Cord:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confraternities_of_the_Cord

The Scapular:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scapular