Self arrest form

[steven x brown]

This is an American 'joke', but I can see this happening for real in
this country, what with the police more or less having given up on
enforcing the law:

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit
and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is
your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is
committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus,
if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to
perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete
your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

...

Read the following statement aloud:

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say
can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right
to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I
question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be
appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself.
If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

[Alan G]

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:26:14 +0000 (UTC), steven x brown

Post by steven x brown
This is an American 'joke', but I can see this happening for real in
this country, what with the police more or less having given up on
http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm
A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit
and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is
your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is
committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus,
if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to
perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete
your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
...
"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say
can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right
to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I
question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be
appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself.
If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

You should take yourself round the back and beat the crap out of
yourself until you confess. That's the American way.

[Hognoxious]

Post by Alan G
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:26:14 +0000 (UTC), steven x brown

...

Post by Alan G

Post by steven x brown
"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say
can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right
to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I
question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be
appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself.
If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

You should take yourself round the back and beat the crap out of
yourself until you confess. That's the American way.

Only if he's white wife's boxer coloured.

[steven x brown]

Post by Hognoxious

Post by Alan G
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:26:14 +0000 (UTC), steven x brown

...

Post by Alan G

Post by steven x brown
"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say
can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right
to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I
question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be
appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself.
If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

You should take yourself round the back and beat the crap out of
yourself until you confess. That's the American way.

Only if he's white wife's boxer coloured.

Or maybe coloured wife's boxers?